Gearing Up for a Night of Beer Pong? These Are the Best Beers for Those on a Budget
Sigh. So be it! And you know what? There’s a time and a place, man. These beers fill a niche just like anything else. Even though at the very bottom end, their niche should be reserved for table sports only. And maybe for baiting slug traps.
The first beer we will profile, though, is certainly inexpensive but not at all what you think of when you think of cheap beer.
And for number 5, a beer that is on here as much for its name as it is for its price point… good old P.G.D.S.L.! That’s right, Pabst Genuine Draft Style Light! What a mouthful that is (clever, no?). Now, we all know that despite Pabst’s flagship Blue Ribbon Lager resurgence as a popular beer with the hipster set that it is, at its core, a cheap beer. And this is Pabst’s even cheaper offering, so we understand if you’re a bit nervous about this one. But if you don’t mind tasting very little at all (it’s kind of like a standard beer mixed evenly with club soda) then you will certainly not mind how cheaply PGDSL is priced.
4. Keystone Light. It’s pretty good. Not sure I have ever seen a Keystone “regular” but whatever. This beer has all the hallmarks of a standard “cheap” beer without tasting as bad as some (that will remain nameless but may be known as “Beast”), in that you can taste the sort of flat starchiness of the fermentable malt products, which are only partly grains, largely “filler.” But like I said, it doesn’t taste bad, it’s just barely registers on the “good meter.”
3 Coors Light
Coors Light. If you want a beer at a ballgame or many a concert venue, or if you want the right can on your knee while you’re camping or playing a few rounds of beach volleyball, this is probably the right beer to have at least a little bit of a taste for. Yes, it’s booze-water, but it’s our booze-water. I do take issue with their whole “the coldest tasting beer” thing because come on… cold doesn’t have a taste, that’s a different sense entirely!
Tecate! Ariba! Yes, Tecate is a cheap Mexican beer. It tastes just like a lot of other cheap beers imported from Mexico. But it does not taste, for lack of a more elegant way to put it, bad. It’s refreshing, it’s got a nice little malty taste with a quickly fading hop presence… it’s beer. Now here’s the thing: pour yourself a tall glass of Tecate, Corona, and Pacifico (actually, better make it like 6 small glasses of each, so you factor in probability), mix ‘em up and try to parse out the differences. Most folk can’t, so why pay more for a beer just because it’s in a glass bottle, which only serves to let in light and ruin the beer anyway!
1 Yuengling Lager
Yuengling Lager comes from America’s oldest (continually operating) brewery. The Yuengling boys have been making beer since 1829. Not a bad run. And their flagship lager? It’s a damn fine amber — bready, refreshing, session-ready beer. And in most parts of the northeast and much of the southeast, you can get a 12 pack of bottles or cans for $8.99 and sometimes 24 cases for around $15. I’ve been enjoying Yuenglings for years and I still don’t get how they produce a beer of the relative quality to cheap ratio they hit, but I am not going to look that gift horse in the mouth. Kudos, D.B. Yuengling and sons. I mean, cheers. That’s what I meant.
Now you’ll be there hero of the pong table, the fishing trip, the very unimpressive wedding reception, and the college sporting event alike! We started with a beer that’s actually very good and priced to sell and worked our way down to one that’s actually not very good but priced to fly off the shelves. If you find yourself anywhere in the middle, well that works too.